The most common Windows error codes! WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger! WindowError:002 Nothing wrong. YET! WindowError:003 Dynamic link error. Error in all files! WindowError:004 Random error. No real error! WindowError:005 Windows tried to multitask. System confused! WindowError:006 Disk error. Disk in drive! WindowError:007 System price error. Too little money spent! WindowError:008 Terrible error. God only knows what happened! WindowError:009 Error code error. Error code error reported! WindowError:00A Broken window. Be careful with the glass! WindowError:00B Need more disk space. At least 150 mb! WindowError:00C Memory error. Need more! Need more! Need more! WindowError:00D Windows closed. Don't look out! WindowError:00E Windows opened. Don't look in! WindowError:00F Unexplained error. Tell us what happened! WindowError:010 Reserved for future error.. WindowError:014 Non existing error. This is not happening! WindowError:015 Unable to exit Windows. Try the door! WindowError:016 Door closed. Try CTRL+ALT+DEL. WindowError:017 Unfixable error. System destroyed! WindowError:018 User fault! Not ours, not not not!! WindowError:019 Windows deleted all files. We're really sorry! WindowError:01A Word dosen't know the word "Chicago". Try Aug'95! WindowError:01B You're using Windows For Workgroups. You are not a WorkGroup! WindowError:01C Your using an old version of Win 3.11! Buy a newer! WindowError:01D Timing error. Try again later! WindowError:01E Error code failure! Remaining errors lost! WindowError:01F You can't delete Windows. Windows is instaled! And now for some comments on Windows and Windows'95 and other MicroSoft Products... "Hmm, Plug And Play ?? I Think it should be Plug And Pray" - A systems designer at Microsoft "Windows is a virus! It will take up more and more of your hd space and when you use it, some strange errorcodes will show up every now and then! It will take FULL controll over your PC and slow it down. Making I/O's at the most unusual moments."