The End of The World

   One day God was looking over creation and He decided that He wasn't
   really happy with the way things turned out. So He called the 3 most
   powerfull men on earth, Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates, to
   come and see Him. He told them that this experiment with life on earth
   was a failure, and that in 3 days He was going to end it. So basically
   they had 3 days to prepare their people.


   So Boris Yeltsin convenes an emergency meeting of the Russian
   Parliment and says:

   "I have bad news, and really bad news. First of all, there is a God.
   Secondly everything we have worked for since the revolution will be
   totally destroyed in 3 days."


   Bill Clinton makes a State of the Union address to the American people
   on TV and says:

   "I have good news and bad news. First of all, there is a God.
   Secondly, everything we have worked for since the revolution will be
   destroyed in 3 days."


   Bill Gates convenes a meeting of the board of directors and says:

   "I have good news, and really good news. First of all, there is a God,
   and He spoke to me personally. Secondly, in 3 days, IBM will be
   destroyed."